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Friday Funny

I’m starting some fun posts to run at the end of the week. Here’s the first, with a holiday theme.

Ah, Black Friday, the Capitalist’s tantamount holiday. Some of its trappings lead to unexpected inspiration, like this:

Excuse me, sir?”
“Yes, what is it?”
“It’s just that, uh, you’ve got, um something.”
“I’ve what?”
“Right there. And there. And–”
“Oh bother. Faeries in my beard? Again?”
“Yes, sir. I didn’t want to say anything but, well, they’re er–”
“The buggers are lighting up, aren’t they?”
“Uh huh.”

D.R. Perry lives in Rhode Island and attends Dragon Con each year. She is also a member of the Association of Rhode Island Authors (ARIA).

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